look what I found!!
look what I found!!
— Alain de Botton (via perfect)
“It’s to the point where I thought that I was writing a tweet but actually I was composing a new message on Gmail.”
That was both an accident and a reflex. You do not follow my Twitter but your Pikachu Google+ photo is in my inbox for professional reasons.
“There are a lot of bad things that can happen to you if you don’t sleep for a few days but at least none of them is Freddy Kreuger.”
That is bad grammar. Correct it with your teeth.
“CONGRATULATIONS EVERYTHING IS OKAY FOREVER”
That one is a shot in the dark, isn’t it? Self-effacing is your favorite hyphenation.
“I’m not sure exactly how long it is until I have to be in class but this day-old pancake is terrible”
Come make fresh ones with me and sleep through your 8 a.m. class. The snow is up to our throats but that’s even better — a reason to nap during the day. Nap on my sheets. Dig holes in the paper with your toes.
“Sorry for being terse.”
But if you come, bring me some skim milk. We need one and one-quarter cups. We can take hours to figure out what that is in metric units. I will stare at your forehead while you try to do math. I will stick my fingers to it like linoleum toes.
“Show a neglected friend you still love them by texting them insane ideas for tattoos every hour on the hour between 11 p.m. and dawn.”
Know that I love people.
Not loving people is for sociopaths.
Being a sociopath is for meteorologists.
We are not meteorologists. We only pretend to know which way the wind blows.
I will put a finger in the air and then you can lick it. Like a stamp. This is pure business. I am pure business when it comes to you and to weather patterns.
We are in a polar vortex and the only way out is three blocks down and one door up.
If Wes Anderson directed porn (mostly SFW)
This is actually amazing.
My favorite latkes are crispy, more fritter-like than potato pancakes. To achieve this texture, it’s all about squeezing the moisture out and forming thin rounds by pressing them between your palms before dropping them into the skillet to fry.
Recipe after the jump.
Messaien’s non-musical vs musical n universal influences as a composer
much thanks to adam j. kurtz!!!
i call this one “vain”
ice cream glamour shot
I went to buy a clear raincoat as a reference to american psycho and wow I’m excited for halloween
me: I think I’m allergic to Florida.
time share agent: well that’s too bad for the floridians.